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{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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