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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

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{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}

{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}