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Why Bliss Destroy is the debut EP released by Sucioperro in August 2002 and features the original line up of JP Reid, Mike Logg, Dave Martin and (Skindog) Brendan Reilly.
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Orthrozanclus is a genus of sea creatures known from two species, O. reburrus from the Middle Cambrian Burgess shale and O. elongata from Early Cambrian Maotianshan Shales. Animals in this genus were one to two centimeters long, with spikes protruding from their armored bodies. The placement of this genus into a specific family is not universally accepted.
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Stefanie Tücking was a German radio and television presenter.
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